No Butts About It

Sometimes, we find our calling in a most unique way. Be it for SCIENCE, or for grading butts...And for Omelette, she is going to do just that... The latter, I mean.
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It has been two weeks since Omelette came out. Omelette felt relieved, and at school, everything was going smoothly than she thought. It was all thanks to her best friend, Cookie.

Omelette and Cookie was playing a game called Mario Party 8, in a Best of Nine tournament. And the loser...

“I still don't know where you got the Hanaponritistan Hyper Chili Pepper...” Omelette said, as she starred at the pepper that was in a glass jar.

“Trust me, I have my sources.” Cookie replied. “Is it really rumored that it's grown on a haunted burial ground next to an insane asylum?”

“Um, let's play the game... I choose Toad!” Omelette said, grinning.

“Well, I choose my main man; Hammer Bro!” Cookie replied. “It's HAMMER TIME!”

The two were winning games of their own. Despite Omelette being a good gamer, Cookie was just as good. It all came down to the final Mini-Game...

“Shake It Up?” Cookie said, as she smiled. “Prepare to taste the stinging taste of defeat!”

“Bring it on!” Omelette replied, grinning.

The two shook their Wiimotes like mad. However, Cookie dropped hers on the ground, giving Omelette the win.

“Well, ready to have a fiery fate?” Omelette smirked.

“Bring it on; besides, there are TONS of girls hotter than spicy peppers, anyway...” Cookie said, with a smile. “But I should pick up the Wiimote first.”

Cookie then bent down. But unknown to her, Omelette was starring at Cookie's bum. Upon getting back up, Cookie noticed that Omelette was blushing. “You okay? You seem to be turning red...”

Omelette then shook her redness off. “Nah... You know what? This pepper is too spicy for us; let's head to your house for some cookies and cream ice cream!”

“Sounds like a plan!” Cookie replied, grinning. Omelette lagged a bit, and kept on starring at Cookie's butt...
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On the way to Cookie's house, Cookie was talking about stuff.

“So, I had this dream, last night... Something about a blue frog Pokemon.” Cookie said, grinning. “What do you think, Omelette?”

But Omelette was looking at Cookie's bum.

“Omelette?” Cookie asked.

“Oh, huh?” Omelette said, snapping back to reality. “Yeah, sounds good! Maybe even a fire fox that evolves into a witch will do!”

“Omelette? Are you okay?” Cookie replied, stopping.

“Yeah, I'm okay.” Omelette said, smiling.

“Okay! So, would some chipmunk wearing a green hoodie do, as well?” Cookie replied.
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A few hours, and an ice cream later, Omelette was in her room, thinking.

“What's going on with me?” Omelette said to herself. “Why do I feel so giggly and fuzzy inside when looking at Cookie's butt? I know I'm Bi, but not in love with her...”

Just then, Cookie's cell phone rung. (Omelette's Cell Phone Ring Tone: Great Giana Sisters DS Title Theme) “Hello?”

“Hi, Omelette! It's me, Cookie!” Cookie said. “I'm gonna be spending the night! Maybe then, we can figure out what's wrong with you!”

“Okay...” Omelette replied, with a sheepish smile on her face as she hung up. “But still, Cookie's butt is wonderumpus and Booty-Full.”

Omelette then got an idea, as she wrote down something on a sheet of paper.

“Now, to wait for the best time to show this to her...
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A few minutes later, Cookie is in her room.

“Guess what! I bought Jenga!” Cookie said, grinning.

“Yeah...” Omelette replied, smiling.

As they set up the game, Omelette had to say something.

“Hey, Cookie? I gotta be frank... do you consider yourself attracitive? And if so, what do you like best about yourself?” Omelette asked.

“Well, I kinda like my eyes, to be honest...” Cookie said, smiling.

“I think there's something else I had in mind...” Omelette replied, as she gave Cookie the sheet of paper, and Omelette opened it...

Cookie's Butt Score: A +

Cookie giggled at the paper. “So, that's what you were starring at me for! I still think your's isn't bad, either!”

“Thanks, Omelette!” Omelette replied, giggling.

“And if someone ever harms or stabs it... I shall find that person, and... EXPOSE HIM TO GARBAGE PAIL KIDS!” Cookie shouted out loud. “So, what do you think has the cutest butt in school?”

“Not sure... But now, I have a purpose! As it's a dream to be a teacher, I shall grade every butt under the sun!” Omelette replied, smiling. “No butt shall be safe from my marker! They shall receive their grade, even if I have to mail it to them!”

“That's my Omelette!” Cookie said, giggling and tickling the Photophobic girl. But in the mist of that, Cookie knocked down the Jenga setup.

“I win! Best 9 out of 5?” Omelette replied, with a grin.