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Up In Smoke

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Sometimes in life, you'll have to take one for the team, and for a blonde girl named Omelette, she is about to experience something that could harm what she cares for first-hand.
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It was a break between classes, and Omelette was looking through the Club List with her friend, Cookie. “So... how about the Band Club?” Omelette asked.

“While it WOULD be great to help someone to overcome their self-esteem issues, it's already filled up full. That, and Drama.” Cookie replied.

“Hmm... Vampire Club? Nope... Werewolf Club? Nada. Xenomorph Extermination Club... Like WHEN will I have to kill a blood-thirsty, murderous alien in my life?” Omelette said. “Crud... No good clubs available.”

“Well, we can always join for Cheer Squad.” Cookie replied. “That, and I can see some cute girls in uniform!”

“Hold on to that thought, Cookie... Look what I found.” Omelette said, pointing to a sheet of paper.

“The End World Hunger Today Club?” Cookie replied. “I can barely see the handwriting... how CAN you see it, anyway?”

“Hmm... I think I may join this club...” Omelette said, as the class bell rung. “Well, I'm off to English. Let's meet up at the lockers at 4:30.”

“You got it!” Cookie replied, with a grin. “I gotta tackle stupid, stinky math, now.”
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After school, Omelette went to the room where the club was meeting up.

“Hey, is this the End World Hunger Today club?” Omelette asked behind the door.

“Yeah, come in!” The leader said, as Omelette entered...

...To see a pair of teens eating barbeque chicken wings,  steak fries, and ramen noodles.

“This doesn't look very much like a club.” Omelette said.

“But, it IS! As long as someone's hunger is solved, it's all fine and dandy!” The club leader replied.

“...Hey, now I know you! You're Robin, and you two beside her are Crystal and Amber!” Omelette said. “I heard you got in trouble for trying to cancel school by making some faulty potions!”

“Guilty, as charged...” Robin replied.

“But what IS the point of this club, anyway, if you spend the money for food for yourself?” Omelette asked.

“That IS the point!” Robin replied, before taking out a small box. “Cigarette?”

Omelette was grossed out. “EEEEW, no! They're yucky, and bad for your lungs! And they give your butt wrinkles!”

“So, you're gonna leave, and tattle?” Robin said, leering at Omelette. “You BETTER not tell anyone, or... you'll be stinging like a bee, and squealing like a pair of canaries! Clear?”

"Crystal." Omelette nodded.
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Omelette was at a dilemma. Would she blab on the group? Or would she ignore it, and have the three buy more undeserved food? Eventually, she decided to enter the Principal's Office.

“Mr. Cragful?” Omelette said to the Principal. “You may wanna check out the Social Studies room in floor 38.”

“What is it about?” Cragful asked. “And why do you smell like cigarette smoke?”

“Well, the End World Hunger Today club?” Omelette replied. “I checked it out, and they spent the money on food for themselves. And they smoked in class.”

“How come you didn't smell the smoke on your clothes?” Cragful asked.

“I'm kinda having a bit of a cold, currently.” Omelette said.

“Say no more; I shall catch the three in the act.” Cragful replied. “Thanks, Ms. Shinebrite.”

“No prob!” Omelette said, smiling.
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Later on, Omelette was waiting for Cookie to come out of her club. But...

“Hey, you!” Robin, along with Crystal and Amber, came up to Omelette. “Thanks to YOU, our club is canceled, and we're suspended!”

“Well, you should had thought about that before buying barbeque chicken wings. Seriously, I can't stand that stuff, myself.” Omelette said.

“You know what we should do to ya?” Crystal replied. “We outta drag you into a spider patch north of the woods, and cover you in said spiders!”

Omelette's color drained from her body. “No... anything BUT that!”

“Anything, huh?” Robin said, kneeing Omelette in the gut, and putting her on her knee. She then took out a can labeled Lima Beans. “I think this may be... REALLY YUCKY!”

“What? But those are expired! AND uncooked!” Omelette yelled out loud, as some beans were shoved into her mouth. “Yuck! This is worse than Twilight!”
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Cookie was walking in the halls, feeling disgusted. “Okay... WHY is a club called the Armpit Appreciation Society?” Cookie said to herself, as she heard some screams of help. “What's going on? What's with the screaming?”

She then thought for a few minutes, and then realized. “...Oh, -BLEEP-! Omelette!”
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Two minutes passed, and Omelette was already holding her stomach, looking sick to her stomach.

“So, does that teach you a lesson?” Robin said to Omelette.

“Yeah...” A defeated Omelette replied. “Double yuck...”

“Good, then. I shall continue. Open up for the hanger!” Robin said, scooping for more beans to shove into Omelette's mouth, as a swift kick to the spoon knocked it out of her hand. “What the -BLEEP- hell?”

“Hands off my best friend... NOW!” Cookie replied, looking pissed.

“Grah... Backup. Crystal? Amber? Go to it!” Robin demanded her two lackeys to attack Cookie, but Cookie counter-attacked. Soon, Robin dropped Omelette, and tried to attack Cookie herself, but Cookie managed to take down Robin.

“And STAY DOWN!” Cookie said, as she stuffed all three of them in the locker, and left a note saying that the bullies are in here. Soon enough, she softened up to see Omelette, holding her stomach, “Omelette! You okay, bud?”

“I shall be fine... Thanks!” Omelette said, hugging her friend.

“Let's see if the cafeteria has some gargle blasters...” Cookie replied, as the two walked to the cafeteria...

“But first... Can we stop off at the bathroom?” Omelette asked, looking green, and ready to puke.
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A while later, they were at a local ice cream parlor, having some ice cream.

“Once again, thanks for saving me.” Omelette said. “But what happened to you, in the principal's office, while I was in the bathroom?”

“I had to explain what happened. Because I acted in self-defense, I only got a day's detention, because I was a tad violent. As for Robin, Crystal, and Amber... They got expelled for force-feeding expired beans to a student.” Cookie replied.

“Sucks that you got detention, though.” Omelette said, looking sad.

“Hey, I can't have a gal as cute as you taste bad beans!” Cookie replied, grinning. “You know, we outta start our OWN club! An Anti-Delinquency Club!”

“You got it; there ARE some pretty nasty bullies out there.” Omelette said. “But, wanna teach me that kick tomorrow, once you're free?”

“You got it, Omelette!” Cookie replied.
Pretty much a short story, involving Omelette and Cookie. Also has a good message in it, too!

I named Crystal and Amber after the Psychopaths you fight in Dead Rising 2.

Omelette and Cookie belong to me.
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Explosivo25's avatar
Thanks for doing an anti-smoking story. One of my relatives actually died from lung cancer a couple of years back, so I'm very much against it.

BTW, Crystal and Amber are also the name of the hippy chick and her dog from Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders, I haven't watched that movie in years, yet I still remember their names. Weird.